Transition Team Tactician Gifts

Biden Harris Transition Team

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Input From The Front Office

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

American Football.

Carlo Ancelotti

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Football.

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Safest Airline in The World

Human males marking territory.

Institutions Controlling Money

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"He only made first four installments."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Arsene Wenger

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Next!"