Travel Trotter Gifts

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Agility God

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Sun Worship

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

English man in Australia during christmas

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."