Technology Trotter Gifts

Colin was still struggling to get his head around how online dating worked.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Sun Worship

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

Exercise rat race

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

Man with no username.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

Leaky roof

'Coming through!'

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

Shopping fatigue.

'No wonder he never forgets. He has a bubble memory with a storage capacity of 360 megabytes.'

'In my day, we watched television on tiny screens, and the picture was all fuzzy. I'm glad to see that technology hasn't really changed much since then.'

'Dad cant help me with my homework. He's a technophobe.'

"I'm not gonna try it. YOU try it!"

Self-Quarantine Derangement Syndrom