Truth Trotter Gifts

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Freedom of the press

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Candor is the Best Policy

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'Yes, Sir, I'm still testing the new truth serum. I slept with your wife.'

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

Exercise rat race

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

"I swear to tell my own truth..."

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

The Political Prisoner