Town Trotter Gifts

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Agility God

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Sun Worship

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

Exercise rat race

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

Excess Baggage

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

'World Popularity of Golf'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

Leaky roof

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

'Coming through!'