Tropical Trotter Gifts

Sun Worship

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Pina Coladas

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Agility God

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Single men in Tahiti

Working Holiday.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "