Tropical Trotter Mugs

Sun Worship

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Pina Coladas

Agility God

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Single men in Tahiti

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Working Holiday.