Track Trotter Mugs

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Agility God

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Sun Worship

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Exercise rat race

Hurdles with Steps

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

Ryan Bayley

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

'World Popularity of Golf'

Leaky roof

Egg and spoon race.

Lost again! I hope you kept a diary of your trip!

'Coming through!'

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Shopping fatigue.

Colin was still struggling to get his head around how online dating worked.

Arms race

Starter's Blocks.

He's a pro track star. Ah, out giving his sponsors a run for their money!