Treat Trotter Mugs

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Agility God

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Sun Worship

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

Trout Game

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Dog's Sandwich

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Is he sitting?'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Exercise rat race

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

Mountaintop Dessert

Leaky roof

'Coming through!'

Shopping fatigue.

Colin was still struggling to get his head around how online dating worked.

Stick insects

'See I told you! Nobody joins and angry, vengeful mob carrying a solar garden light!'