Treadmill Trotter Gifts

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Exercise rat race

'Coming through!'

Dog Walking Services

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Agility God

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Sun Worship

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

At the baby oil factory.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Tred carefully mill.

Crisis at the health club.

Running machine with pothole.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"I got tired of being the 800-pound gorilla cliche. My goal is to be the 300-pound cliche."