Treadmill Trotter Gifts

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Exercise rat race

'Coming through!'

Dog Walking Services

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Agility God

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Robber on treadmill

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Sun Worship

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

At the baby oil factory.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Tred carefully mill.

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Crisis at the health club.

Running machine with pothole.

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."