Treadmill Traveler Gifts

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"OK, ready to go again?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Guy in gym

A white collar cow.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Olympic Torch Training

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Walking To School Simulator

"You're doing great - keep it up."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Still on your left."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Commuter doing some gardening on the train