Treadmill Tourist Gifts

Guy in gym

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Sisyphus during Covid

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Walking To School Simulator

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

At the baby oil factory.

Bull Treadmill

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Dog walking on treadmill towards image of mailman.

Tred carefully mill.

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.