Treadmill Lover Gifts

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

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Sleepwalker on treadmill

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Guy in gym

Walking To School Simulator

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Olympic Torch Training

"You're doing great - keep it up."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Still on your left."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Damn speed hump!"

At the baby oil factory.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Academy.

Bull Treadmill

A Train Conductor.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Tred carefully mill.

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'