Treadmill Thrill-seeker Gifts

One Fine Day at the Gym

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Guy in gym

Olympic Torch Training

Walking To School Simulator

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Bull Treadmill

At the baby oil factory.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'I hate when they do this.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Tred carefully mill.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Crisis at the health club.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'