Treadmill Traveller Gifts

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Guy in gym

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Olympic Torch Training

Walking To School Simulator

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island