Train Traveller Gifts

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.

'George has adjusted to working at home except for having to ride the train into the city and back before he can start the day.'

'Did this train start from Euston or Preston? I and my friend Dawkins cannot seem to agree.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Packed like sardines

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Busking during a pandemic

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

An Appreciation

'Anything to declare?'

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.