Daily Train Traveler Gifts

"And finally I leave my season ticket to..."

Packed like sardines

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

An Appreciation

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

US Airlines

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'You're late!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Solar Storm Expected!

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.