Daily Commuter Gifts

'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'

Road sign: 'Business district - prepare to merge.'

"Oh, great. Now I'll be late for work."

Commuter Questionnaire

He decided to take a later train

How to catch a bus

Parking - instructions

Average Joe meets working stiff.

'What are you up to?'

The Commuter Salutes Public Transport

'...We apologise for the delay and disruption to your pain awareness experience, oops, journey.'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Commuting

"If so many people are dying on a daily basis, why is this traffic still so bad? Just saying."

My Day - elevator magazine

'I've lost the will to live.'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Tie Racks

'I got that one for driving in Washington traffic...'

"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."

'You're late!'

Sorry not want bus.

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

A man is stood in at a train station watching a train arrivals board.

Stop, Pay Tribute.

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'