Daily Commute Gifts

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

A variety of people standing in a bus queue.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

Metrocard error messages

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

"So how was your commute?"

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

I've never seen the bus so crowded.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.