Morning Commuter Gifts

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

"Just so you know, this is not my usual coffee cup size."

On frigid mornings I go to my car, turn the heated seat up to high, then head out for a freshly-baked cinnamon roll. Ah, warm buns!

'My wife finally got up early enough to fix me a hot breakfast.'

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

Laughing Zone Ahead

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."