Morning Commuter T-Shirts

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

"Just so you know, this is not my usual coffee cup size."

'My wife finally got up early enough to fix me a hot breakfast.'

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Fast Lane.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Commutobile

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate monday mornings.