Modern Commuter T-Shirts

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"I feel more connected with a hybrid schedule."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Ride share

"They've replaced the company car."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

Scarf puts hat back on.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Is Driving Doomed?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Commutobile

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

Jungle Taxi

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."