Treadmill Traveller Pillows

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Guy in gym

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A white collar cow.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Walking To School Simulator

Olympic Torch Training

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.