Treadmill Traveler Pillows

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

A white collar cow.

Guy in gym

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Olympic Torch Training

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Walking To School Simulator

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Still on your left."

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

At the baby oil factory.

Bull Treadmill

Commuter doing some gardening on the train