Traveller Pillows

Off to see the world

Nomadic Businessmen

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I almost forgot...Happy Birthday!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Are we there yet?'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.