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The Modern Tourist

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Tourists in Egypt

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Busking during a pandemic

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.