Tunnel Trotter Gifts

Agility God

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

Sun Worship

Caution Dry Rot

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'I hate when they do this.'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Exercise rat race

Tunnel of Mice

When moles dream...

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

'Oops, sorry...'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'Coming through!'

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Leaky roof

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

Shopping fatigue.

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."

Colin was still struggling to get his head around how online dating worked.