Tunnel Traveler Gifts

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Agility God

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Run from the hills!

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Busking during a pandemic

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Caution Dry Rot

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'I hate when they do this.'