Tunnel Traveler Gifts

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Agility God

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A white collar cow.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Busking during a pandemic

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Caution Dry Rot

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'I hate when they do this.'

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.