Tree Tunnel Traveller Gifts

Caution Dry Rot

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Agility God

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

Busking during a pandemic

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Free Little Library

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Tunnel of Mice

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

When moles dream...

'Oops, sorry...'

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"My mother wants you to make a restroom stop."

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

Bird's flying south.

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'Did this train start from Euston or Preston? I and my friend Dawkins cannot seem to agree.'

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'