Tunnel Adventure Aficionado Gifts

'I hate when they do this.'

The experienced backpacker.

Agility God

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

Lowbrow Lolita

Clock Face Golf Set

Caution Dry Rot

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

Tunnel of Mice

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

When moles dream...

Tunnel of love.

Early Space Blunders

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

'Oops, sorry...'

Shanahan's

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

Two hundred years before Newton, Columbus discovers gravity in the New World.

An astronaut lands on the moon to find that his lunar module has landed by a parking meter.

'I don't think this is it either, Ponce.'

Walter Raleigh

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

"He says his name is Columbus, and he's here to discover our casinos."

Archaeology department

'They think it's Andover - it is Slough!'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)