Love Tunnel Lover Gifts

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Caution Dry Rot

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'I hate when they do this.'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

Tentacle attacking diver.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

The dark side of the moon

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'