Tunnel Of Love Fan Gifts

Tunnel of love.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Circus trousers

'I hate when they do this.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"You look good for your age."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

Today's special guest: Rudy Park. Author of the bestselling memoir iMac Therefore I Am. Raised by rabid chimps in the desert, Rudy went on to invent the computer, and date Paris Hilton. Such an inspiring tale, young man. I made it all up. And so honest, too. Let me come clean!

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

This is the shortcut!

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Redneck Flowerpot

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

When moles dream...

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Carioca

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

'You just grew three inches.'