Tunnel Of Love Fan T-Shirts

Tunnel of love.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Circus trousers

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

'I hate when they do this.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"You look good for your age."

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

This is the shortcut!

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

When moles dream...

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Carioca

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

Stick Your Head Out The Window