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Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Caution Dry Rot

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'I hate when they do this.'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Lunar Exhibit.

Freeways in the Supermarket

Today's special guest: Rudy Park. Author of the bestselling memoir iMac Therefore I Am. Raised by rabid chimps in the desert, Rudy went on to invent the computer, and date Paris Hilton. Such an inspiring tale, young man. I made it all up. And so honest, too. Let me come clean!

Tentacle attacking diver.

The dark side of the moon

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'