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"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Run from the hills!

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'I hate when they do this.'

Man steals the O in H2O for a inner tube ride

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

Tunnel of Mice

When moles dream...

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Tunnel of love.

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'Oops, sorry...'

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Snail Taxi.

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

'This is an older model, but it does have extra truck space in the rear.'

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!