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Please use tunnel vision,

'This is just so like you. Always taking the easy way out.'

When moles dream...

'If you're trying to sneak out of work, you should at least get your coordinates right.'

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.

"This is the main entrance, but the property has up to seven escape tunnels..."

"Yeah, you were right, it was a great way to see the game, but the referee has spotted us: We'd better go..."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Third Option

Run from the hills!

Lowbrow Lolita

The return of Miss Subways

"Gesundheit!"

Caution Dry Rot

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'I hate when they do this.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"Kip paints caves."

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

Man steals the O in H2O for a inner tube ride

Tunnel of Mice

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'You're right - it is a an early Status Quo gig.'

Tunnel of love.

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

'Oops, sorry...'

Archaeologists

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."