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'I want you to go home and think about this for a week - a nose job mustn't be a casual thing.'

'This is an older model, but it does have extra truck space in the rear.'

"I'd like to sing my own composition, 'Tom Daley's Trunk'."

The experienced backpacker.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

No Double Parking

"A man and his choo-choo."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Ark under giant brolly.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Persian

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."