Trunk Enthusiast Mugs

'I want you to go home and think about this for a week - a nose job mustn't be a casual thing.'

"I'd like to sing my own composition, 'Tom Daley's Trunk'."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"A man and his choo-choo."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Persian

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Ark under giant brolly.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks