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'What's your fish finder say?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'...After a few hours he'll get hungry and bored and simply let go.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Before instant replay.

"You know very well what fish!"

Trojan Chess

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Steve Bruce

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

How to win before the match begins

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Cat Map

"Just the bait, please."

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'