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"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Football.

Before instant replay.

"You know very well what fish!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.