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'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

"What's a patent?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Bob's Driving School.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Animals are smarter than we think!

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"This is my man cave."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'