Tire Enthusiast Gifts

I'll have a dismissal of the case against my client, and get yourself something nice. Maybe some whitewalls.

'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

"What's a patent?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Bob's Driving School.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"This is my man cave."

Animals are smarter than we think!

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'