Tire Expert Gifts

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Animals are smarter than we think!

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Formula One soccer

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Discussed on Car Talk

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

Stop and think.

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

'There's your leak.'

Budget Car Service

"Unfortunately, sales have been flat."

John Prescott.

I'll have a dismissal of the case against my client, and get yourself something nice. Maybe some whitewalls.

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.

Blowout Sale!

"If you want to work here, you're going to have to dress in business-a-tire."