Tire Specialist Gifts

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.

Drool Marks

"Take me to your mechanic."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

You had me at vintage.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

Animals are smarter than we think!

Bowling ball head.

Natural gas

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Toy repair.

'You need a new bobbin.'

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

Formula One soccer

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

'No, I didn't choke it..... but I kicked it!'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

'I understand you cover the deductible?'