Tire Retailer Gifts

Blowout Sale!

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Home depot."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Deflator mouse

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

Animals are smarter than we think!

Last Chance for Everything.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified