Tire Retailer Pillows

Blowout Sale!

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Deflator mouse

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Animals are smarter than we think!

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Last Chance for Everything.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."