Tire Specialist Pillows

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.

Drool Marks

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

You had me at vintage.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

Bowling ball head.

Animals are smarter than we think!

Natural gas

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

Toy repair.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

'You need a new bobbin.'

Formula One soccer

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Rafael Nadal

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

'No, I didn't choke it..... but I kicked it!'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

'I understand you cover the deductible?'

'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'