Tire Techies Pillows

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

Polly txt speak

Deflator mouse

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Animals are smarter than we think!

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

Formula One soccer

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.

'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

'There's your leak.'

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

Digital Nomads

"Unfortunately, sales have been flat."

"Bu**er!"

iBores: 'The GPS on this is a miracle. It tracks you wherever you are in the world...so you never get lost.'