Tire Techies Gifts

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

Polly txt speak

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Deflator mouse

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Animals are smarter than we think!

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Formula One soccer

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.

'Bad luck! I was hoping for a steel-belted radial.'

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'There's your leak.'

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

"Bu**er!"

Whenever I fly south, I use a GPS.

"Unfortunately, sales have been flat."

Digital Nomads