Tire Tinker Gifts

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Music producers.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Technology and literature

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

Quantum Mechanics.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."